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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064578851" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>"You Gotta Help Me Doc!"</p><p></p><p>A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doc, you gotta help me!"</p><p>The doctor says, "What's your problem?"</p><p>The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my morning flagpole,</p><p>give the missus a quick one, then go to work.</p><p>I car-pool with the next-door neighbor's wife and she gives me a</p><p>blowjob during the ride to work. Once I get to the office I do</p><p>some work and then at morning coffee break I go into the</p><p>photocopy room and have it off with one of the young office</p><p>girls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her</p><p>a good bonking. For afternoon coffee I give the boss's wife a</p><p>good servicing. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches.</p><p>Then at night I give the missus another screw..."</p><p>"Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?"</p><p>The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?</p><p>A: Money.</p><p>Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?</p><p>A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064578851, member: 14320"] "You Gotta Help Me Doc!" A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doc, you gotta help me!" The doctor says, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my morning flagpole, give the missus a quick one, then go to work. I car-pool with the next-door neighbor's wife and she gives me a blowjob during the ride to work. Once I get to the office I do some work and then at morning coffee break I go into the photocopy room and have it off with one of the young office girls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking. For afternoon coffee I give the boss's wife a good servicing. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night I give the missus another screw..." "Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate." ===== Q: What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A: Money. Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. [/QUOTE]
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