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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064582738" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty FunniesTwo blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Tracy?""Yeah. What's it called, Sharon?""Viens a moi.""Viens a moi? What does that mean?"At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'."Sharon takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?"=====Vinnie and Hank are drinking, when Vinnie leans over and starts stroking Hank's beard.Vinnie says, "Your face feels just like my wife's pussy."Hank strokes it himself and says, "You're right."=====Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? A: When you open her legs a light goes on!!Q: How do you know if elephants have been making love in your back yard? A: The trash can liner bags are missing.Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.Q: How do you spell clitoris?"A: I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago.</blockquote>

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