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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064583082" data-attributes="member: 14320">Vibrators Are Better...* A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."* Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv.* Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!* When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.* It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.* We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.* Position is your choice, not his.* It always is hard.* It doesn't leave a mess behind.* You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.* It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.* It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.* You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.* Vibrators are better then men because ...* They don't get tired after the first time* They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.* Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you don't have to fix it breakfast.* Safe sex without a rubber* A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !* As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going! (while you keep coming and coming!)* Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!!* They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.* You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.* You can show it off to your friends.* They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one* It doesn't leave a wet spot.* It can be stashed away in a drawer.* It doesn't have a mother!!* It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.* You know exactly where it's been.* Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.* They never come before you do.</blockquote>