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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064583631" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A Rancher's Hand</p><p></p><p>A successful rancher died and left everything to his</p><p>devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman</p><p>and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very</p><p>little about ranching, so she decided to place an</p><p>ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.</p><p></p><p>Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the</p><p>other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it,</p><p>and when no one else applied, she decided to hire</p><p>the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him</p><p>around the house than the drunk. He proved to be</p><p>a hard worker who put in long hours every day and</p><p>knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of</p><p>them worked very hard, and the ranch was doing</p><p>very well.</p><p></p><p>Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired</p><p>hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch</p><p>looks great. You should go into town and kick up your</p><p>heels."</p><p></p><p>The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on</p><p>Saturday night. However, one o'clock came and he</p><p>didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He</p><p>returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's</p><p>widow sitting by the fireplace.</p><p></p><p>She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my</p><p>blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did</p><p>as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did so,</p><p>slowly.</p><p></p><p>"Now take off my socks." He did.</p><p></p><p>"Now take off my skirt." He did. "Now take off my bra."</p><p></p><p>Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.</p><p>Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowly</p><p>pulled them down and off.</p><p></p><p>Then she looked at him and said, "If you EVER wear</p><p>my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p>dancing divider</p><p>What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?</p><p>The back of her head.</p><p></p><p>Blessed is the man who sucks on dirty clits </p><p>for he shall ever have the shits.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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