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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064585260" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Fake Orgasms</p><p></p><p>Whether a woman fakes her orgasms or not, is something the majority of</p><p>men would rather not question in case they discovered that she has been</p><p>all along, and that they are not in fact the stud they thought women go</p><p>wild for, but rather a pathetic creature with a problem, who needs to be</p><p>patronized.</p><p></p><p>For those of you who would prefer not to ask her, but would still like</p><p>to know, there is a simple checklist to help you.</p><p></p><p>1. In the middle of lovemaking, and just before the moment it sounds as</p><p>though she is about to have an orgasm, stop and take away the magazine</p><p>she's been looking. If she says, "Dammit, I was reading that!" she was</p><p>faking it.</p><p></p><p>2. If her panting, groaning and screaming are in tune, or</p><p>sound like a familiar song, she can't be concentrating enough on the job</p><p>at hand, and must therefore be faking it. Or else she really likes the</p><p>song playing on her iPod.</p><p></p><p>3. A rule of thumb, which is usually very accurate, is: stop at random</p><p>and record her response. If every time you stop she says "Mmmmm, you</p><p>were wonderful, baby" she is faking it. If she says "Don't stop!" she</p><p>isn't.</p><p></p><p>However, if she says "Don't stop!" hours after lovemaking has finished,</p><p>it is possible that she may have fallen asleep, and missed most of the</p><p>excitement.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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