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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064587006" data-attributes="member: 14320">Help Me DocA man called his doctor, and said "doc", you gotta come over herequick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to pick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her ass. The doctor said," okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her ass until I getover there".The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the manholding a big fish up to her ass instead of cheese. the doctorsaid,"what are you doing, I said a piece of cheese". The man said,"I did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started tocome out, the cat chased it right back up there!=====Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?A:. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?A: They both have little Black Boxes.Q: Why don't blondes water ski?A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.</blockquote>

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