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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064590357" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Special Happening</p><p></p><p>A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.</p><p></p><p>She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"</p><p></p><p>"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"</p><p></p><p>The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."</p><p></p><p>Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."</p><p></p><p>"That's right, Dad."</p><p></p><p>"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."</p><p></p><p>"That sounds great, Dad, but can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>I once had a ladyfriend, Rose,</p><p>Double-jointed she was I suppose.</p><p>And I watched fascinated,</p><p>As Rose masturbated;</p><p>Herself with the tip of her nose.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew.</p><p>The brunette's word was quizzical.</p><p>The redhead's word was photosynthesis.</p><p>The blonde's word was dick.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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