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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064595585" data-attributes="member: 14320">Santa's Response To Little Johnny's After Christmas LetterDear Johnny,I know WHO you are,and I KNOW where you live. You little shit! You can't talk to SANTAlike that and get away with it!If you don't like the yo-yo, which is a classic toy,by the way, then you can justcram it up your little *$$! As for the whistle you didn't care for -- I gotcha whistle right here!!! Come blow on this! And the socks...well, I figuredyou are big enough to be whacking off, and those sox would have come in handy and been handy to ... well, even you should get the picture!And... that little "faggot" across the street,you'll be happy to know that he's alreadygot pubic hair and his wang isTWICE as long as yours. Besides, his parents think YOU're the fag --always moanin' and whinin'.Don't worry about gathering up rocksfor my visit to your house next year,'cause I ain't coming downyour chimney ever again. If you find any pennies this year,you had better stop and pick them up, 'cause that's about all you're going to get for Christmas.Your mom and dad are goingto be killed in a car crash, and you'll be stuck in anorphanage before Thanksgiving.Bad? You want BAD? I'll show you who's bad!Affectionately, Adieu,SantaSigns Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid..10. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, Dream on,Bucko!9. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes.8. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping andhandling.7. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.6. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in hisbed.5. Instead of Naughty or Nice, Santa has him on the dork list.4. Sends him off on one of them Carnival Cruises with Kathie Lee.3. First words when kid gets on his lap are, Touch my beard and I'llput the hurt on you.2. Labels on all your kid's toys read Straight from Craptown.1. Four words: Off my lap, Tubby!</blockquote>

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