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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064595834" data-attributes="member: 14320">Parrot Sings Christmas CarolsA few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night."The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him. The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderfulgift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent.Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically ChallengedSchizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented AreAmnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for ChristmasNarcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About MeManic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Storesand Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and FireHydrants andParanoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get MeBorderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open FirePersonality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,Maybe I'll tell You WhyObsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsAgoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My HouseAutistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In MySlippers and RobeOppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the HouseSocial Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate</blockquote>

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