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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064598353" data-attributes="member: 14320">The PostmanThere once was a postman who had delivered the mail to the same neighborhood and the same route for over 35 years.This was to be his last day before he retired. He neared the last house on the route, which happened to be the home of Judy, a 35 year old married woman named Judy with a somewhat questionable reputation.As he walked up the steps to the front door, Judy greeted him in a very sexy and thin red teddy with lace."Is this your last day, postman?" She asked in a low and sultry voice.He could barely nod his reply. "Y-yes, I am retiring today." He managed to stammer. "Well, come in for a minute won't you?" And how could he refuse? They spent hours in heated sex.After wards, Judy fixed him a breakfast of steak and eggs, hash browns, the works.And then as the postman was dressing and getting ready to leave, Judy handed him a farewell card, in which he found 5 dollars. At this point, the postman gave her a somewhat puzzled look and said, "I don't get it, Judy, first you fuck my brains out, then you cook me a breakfast fit for a king, and then you only give me 5 dollars??? What's up with that?" "Well."said Judy. "Last night I told my husband you were retiring, And I asked him what we should do.He said 'Fuck him, give him 5 dollars.' The breakfast was my idea."</blockquote>

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