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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064598785" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Hide In The Closet</p><p></p><p>A man had just been married and came to work in a hurry the next day. He went up to a friend and said, "You must help me. My wife and I are both virgins and we don't know what to do!"</p><p></p><p>The friend replied, "Where are you going for your honeymoon?"</p><p></p><p>Man says, "To Disneyworld."</p><p></p><p>Friend, "OK, I'll come along with you and the first night I'll hide in the closet. if you have a problem....I'll be there."</p><p></p><p>Man, "Thank you!"</p><p></p><p>They did exactly that. The man left his wife and went to the bathroom. </p><p></p><p>He stubbed his toe as he reentered the bed and uttered an , "Oh...shit!"</p><p></p><p>His friend in the closet whispered, "Flip her over! Flip her over!" </p><p></p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>An agreeable girl named Miss Doves</p><p>Likes to jack off the young men she loves</p><p>She will use her bare fist</p><p>If the fellows insist</p><p>But she really prefers to wear gloves</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064598785, member: 14320"] Hide In The Closet A man had just been married and came to work in a hurry the next day. He went up to a friend and said, "You must help me. My wife and I are both virgins and we don't know what to do!" The friend replied, "Where are you going for your honeymoon?" Man says, "To Disneyworld." Friend, "OK, I'll come along with you and the first night I'll hide in the closet. if you have a problem....I'll be there." Man, "Thank you!" They did exactly that. The man left his wife and went to the bathroom. He stubbed his toe as he reentered the bed and uttered an , "Oh...shit!" His friend in the closet whispered, "Flip her over! Flip her over!" ===== An agreeable girl named Miss Doves Likes to jack off the young men she loves She will use her bare fist If the fellows insist But she really prefers to wear gloves [/QUOTE]
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