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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064604388" data-attributes="member: 14320">RepairsA husband is at home watching a football game when his wifeinterrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It'sbeen flickering for weeks now."He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does itlook like I have a G. E. logo printed on my forehead? I don'tthink so.""Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I haveWestinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so.""Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to thefront door? They're about to break.""I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," hesays."Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? Idon't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!"So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours.He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decidesto go home and help out.As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As hegoes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed."Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was eithergive him a blow job and fuck him, or bake him a cake."He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"She replied, "Hellooooooo! Do you see Betty Crocker written on myforehead?=====A man six foot four with a head no larger than a grapefruit goes into this bar. He sits down and orders a drink. After serving him the bartender cannot take his eyes off this guy’s head. He finally goes over and asks him why his head is so small. The man explains, that one time while walking on the beach he found this bottle and rubbed it and a beautiful Genie popped out of the bottle and offered to grant him one wish. He said he wished to have intercourse with her. She replied that Genies were not allowed to do that. He then asked her if he could have a little head.</blockquote>

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