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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064605641" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>An Accountant, A Lawyer And A Cowboy</p><p></p><p>An Accountant, a Lawyer and a Cowboy were standing Side-by-Side using the urinal.</p><p></p><p>The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows ....he used about 20 paper towels before he finished.</p><p></p><p>He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."</p><p></p><p>The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious." </p><p></p><p>The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I was educated in Horsefly and they taught us not to piss on our hands!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A guy calls 911. “Help, send an ambulance! My wife is in labor and her water broke!</p><p></p><p>The 911 operator asks, “Is this her first child?”</p><p></p><p>“No, you moron” yells the guy. “This is her husband!”</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Confucius Says....</p><p>.. baseball no sport, man with four balls cannot walk.</p><p>.. Kotex is not best thing on earth, is next-to-best thing on earth.</p><p>=====</p><p>Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says "I must tell you</p><p>something: We have a case of gonorrhea!"</p><p>A nun in the back says, "Thank God, I am tired of Zinfandel!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064605641, member: 14320"] An Accountant, A Lawyer And A Cowboy An Accountant, a Lawyer and a Cowboy were standing Side-by-Side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows ....he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean." The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious." The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I was educated in Horsefly and they taught us not to piss on our hands!" ===== A guy calls 911. “Help, send an ambulance! My wife is in labor and her water broke! The 911 operator asks, “Is this her first child?” “No, you moron” yells the guy. “This is her husband!” ===== Confucius Says.... .. baseball no sport, man with four balls cannot walk. .. Kotex is not best thing on earth, is next-to-best thing on earth. ===== Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says "I must tell you something: We have a case of gonorrhea!" A nun in the back says, "Thank God, I am tired of Zinfandel! [/QUOTE]
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