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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064606472" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Chatting At The Bar</p><p></p><p></p><p>A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and one decided</p><p>to</p><p>share his most recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that</p><p>he</p><p>was booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied with</p><p></p><p>the beautiful breasts of the girl to the counter, that instead of saying</p><p></p><p>"I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket to</p><p>Titsburg!"!</p><p></p><p>An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similar</p><p></p><p>experience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the breakfast</p><p>table and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please pass the butter"</p><p>...</p><p>but what came out was, "You bitch, you're ruining my fucking life!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A kinky young girl from Coleshill, </p><p>Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, </p><p>They found her vagina, </p><p>in North Carolina, </p><p>and bits of her tits in Brazil.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers: "I can lick any man in</p><p></p><p>the place!"</p><p></p><p>The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says: "Crude, but</p><p>direct. Tell me, is this your first time in a gay bar?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064606472, member: 14320"] Chatting At The Bar A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and one decided to share his most recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he was booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied with the beautiful breasts of the girl to the counter, that instead of saying "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket to Titsburg!"! An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similar experience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the breakfast table and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please pass the butter" ... but what came out was, "You bitch, you're ruining my fucking life!" ===== A kinky young girl from Coleshill, Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, They found her vagina, in North Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil. ===== A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers: "I can lick any man in the place!" The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says: "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your first time in a gay bar?" [/QUOTE]
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