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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064607862" data-attributes="member: 14320">Happy Valentine's Day!Valentine Slogans10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!=====On Valentine's Day a drunk young man walked up to an attractive girl and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?""Yes, but I know you're going to ask eventually anyway, so let's get it over with.""Great. How many men have you had sex with?""That's my business!" she snapped."Cool! How much?"=====On Valentines Day, Paul is walking to hisgirls house one afternoon and passes a florist shop. On a whim he buysa big bunch of flowers for her. When he gets to her house he holds theflowers out to her. Instead to taking them she slides her panties offfrom under her skirt, lays back on the couch, spreads her legs and says"This is for the flowers." Paul looks at her and says " Oh comenow, surely you have a vase around here somewhere."</blockquote>

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