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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064608194" data-attributes="member: 14320">Aussie Sayings:(In case 'ya ever yerself 'down-under'...........)I'm Hungry"I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies.""I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.""So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread.""I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair.""So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck."I'm thirsty:"I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger.""I'm drier than a nuns nasty.""I'm dry as a f**k with no foreplay.""I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat.""I'm as dry as a bulls bum going up a hill backwards.""I'm drier than an Arab's fart."I need to go for a pee:"Gonna drain me dragon.""My back teeth are floating.""Need to syphon the python.""Takin' the kids to the pool.""I got to take a snakes hiss.""Gotta go have a slash.""Gonna go water a horse.""I'm off to drain the main vein.""Time to splatter the bladder.""I'm dying for a piss ! so bad I can taste it.""Shake hands with the wife's best friend."I need to do a poo:"I gotta go give birth to a Kiwi.""I'm takin' a stroll to the gravy bowl.""It was like giving birth to Kim Beasly.""Off to the bog to leave an offering.""Time to snap off a grogan.""Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave.""I'm gonna strangle a brownie.""There's a brown dog barking at the back door.""I'm going to give birth to your twin.""Need to choke a brown dog.""I've freed Nelson Mandela.""Going for a Rodney.""Taking out the garbage.""I gotta back one out.""Release the Chocolate hostage""I gotta lay some cables for telstra"Vomit:"Calling for George.""I was driving the porcelain bus this morning.""I left him a lawn pizza.""Toss a tiger on the carpet.""Gotta go Ralph"Insults:"I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.""Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!""About as useful as tits on a bull.""You must be the world's only living brain donor.""He's a few wanks short of an orgasm.""She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.""He had a head on him like a sucked mango.""May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.""He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.""So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!""Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.""Pull your lip over your head and swallow!""As ugly as a hat full of arseholes.""If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards.""Got a face like a bashed in shit can.""Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground.""Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse.""Couldn't organize a fuck in a brothel with a fist full of fifties.""About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition.""I'll kick your bum till your nose bleeds!""A stubbie short of a six pack.""Seen better heads in a piss trough.""You're as handy as shit on a stick.""Tighter than a fish's arse.""So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.""Face like a smashed crab.""As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.""He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.""Fucked in the head.""You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie.""He wouldn't go two rounds with a revolving door.""Mate, she's as rough as a pigs breakfast.""Your face is like a twisted ugg boot.""He's got a face like a cat licking shit off a thistle.""She's been hit with the ugly stick too many times.""She's two pick handles wide.""An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag.""As ugly as a bag of spanners.""You've got a head like a dropped pie.""He thinks his shit don't stink, but his farts give him away.""I wish his dad had settled for a blow job.""Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.""Your the load your mother should have swallowed""If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it.""Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck chairs.""As thick as two short planks!""you got a head like a busted watermelon"Compliments:"Ya bloods worth bottling!""He's True Blue."</blockquote>

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