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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064608498" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Power Of Shit</p><p></p><p>Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate </p><p>with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the </p><p>English language.</p><p></p><p>CONSIDER THIS:</p><p></p><p>You can be shitfaced, </p><p>be shit out of luck, </p><p>or have shit for brains.</p><p></p><p>With a little effort you can get your shit together, </p><p>find a place for your shit </p><p>or decide to shit or get off the pot. </p><p></p><p>You can smoke shit,</p><p>buy shit, </p><p>sell shit, </p><p>lose shit, </p><p>find shit, </p><p>forget shit, </p><p>and tell others to eat shit and die. </p><p></p><p>You can shit or go blind, </p><p>have a shit fit</p><p>or just shit your life away. </p><p></p><p>People can be shit headed, </p><p>shit brained,</p><p>shit blinded, </p><p>and shit over. </p><p></p><p>Some people know their shit </p><p>while others can't tell the difference between shit and </p><p>shinola. </p><p></p><p>There are lucky shits, </p><p>dumb shits, </p><p>crazy shits, </p><p>and sweet shits. </p><p></p><p>There is bull shit,</p><p>horse shit </p><p>and chicken shit. </p><p></p><p>You can throw shit, </p><p>sling shit, </p><p>catch shit, </p><p>or duck when the shit hits the fan. </p><p></p><p>You can take a shit, </p><p>give a shit, </p><p>or serve shit on a shingle. </p><p></p><p>You can find yourself in deep shit,</p><p>or be happier than a pig in shit. </p><p></p><p>Some days are colder than shit, </p><p>some days are hotter than shit, </p><p>and some days are just plain shitty. </p><p></p><p>Some music sounds like shit, </p><p>things can look like shit, </p><p>and there are times when you feel like shit. </p><p></p><p>You can have too much shit, </p><p>not enough shit,</p><p>the right shit, </p><p>the wrong shit </p><p>or a lot of weird shit. </p><p></p><p>You can carry shit, </p><p>have a mountain of shit, </p><p>or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. </p><p></p><p>Sometimes you really need this shit </p><p>and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. </p><p></p><p>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit </p><p>and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out </p><p>smelling like a rose.</p><p></p><p>Shit!</p><p></p><p>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic </p><p>building block of creation. </p><p></p><p>And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to </p><p>know anything else.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064608498, member: 14320"] The Power Of Shit Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. CONSIDER THIS: You can be shitfaced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. [/QUOTE]
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