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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064609882" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Classy Things To Say When Stressed</p><p></p><p>1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"</p><p></p><p>2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"</p><p></p><p>3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"</p><p></p><p>4. "This day sure was a total waste of make-up"</p><p></p><p>5. "Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"</p><p></p><p>6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."</p><p></p><p>7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"</p><p></p><p>8. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"</p><p></p><p>9. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left"</p><p></p><p>10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"</p><p></p><p>11. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"</p><p></p><p>12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"</p><p></p><p>13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"</p><p></p><p>14. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."</p><p></p><p>15. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"</p><p></p><p>16. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."</p><p></p><p>17. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"</p><p></p><p>18. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."</p><p></p><p>19. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"</p><p></p><p>20. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."</p><p></p><p>21. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.</p><p></p><p>________</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the definition of "gross?'</p><p>A: When you ask your girlfriend for a hickey, and she's so old she </p><p>first has to fetch her teeth out of a glass.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the definition of "grosser?'</p><p>A: When her teeth stick to your skin.</p><p>________</p><p></p><p>A typical blonde went to her doctor and complained, </p><p>"Doctor, I think my breasts must be filled with water!"</p><p>"What makes you say that?" he inquired.</p><p>"Because every time some guy presses them, my </p><p>pussy gets wet!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064609882, member: 14320"] Classy Things To Say When Stressed 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!" 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!" 3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" 4. "This day sure was a total waste of make-up" 5. "Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" 6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." 7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!" 8. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting" 9. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left" 10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me" 11. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed" 12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" 13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" 14. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." 15. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?" 16. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." 17. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality" 18. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no." 19. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?" 20. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth." 21. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. ________ Q: What's the definition of "gross?' A: When you ask your girlfriend for a hickey, and she's so old she first has to fetch her teeth out of a glass. Q: What's the definition of "grosser?' A: When her teeth stick to your skin. ________ A typical blonde went to her doctor and complained, "Doctor, I think my breasts must be filled with water!" "What makes you say that?" he inquired. "Because every time some guy presses them, my pussy gets wet!" [/QUOTE]
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