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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064610198" data-attributes="member: 14320">Ten BucksA guy goes into a whorehouse and says: "What have you got for ten bucks?""Go upstairs to the attic," says the Madam, "there's a girl up there for you."The man goes up to the attic. He can barely see a girl lying there in the darkness. He climbs on top of her and starts fucking. Then, to his disgust, he notices some kind of slimy gunk coming out of her mouth and nose.The man runs downstairs and says: "I want my money back! That girl is sick or something! She's got something coming out of her nose and her mouth!""Oh, sir, I'm so sorry! Here's your money back," says the madam, handing the man his ten bucks. After he leaves, she calls over her assistant. "Listen," she says. "You'd better go to the morgue and steal another stiff. The one in the attic is full."====="You'll never believe what happened to me!" said Andy to Fred."What?""This weekend, I went out hunting, and I came across a girl tied to the railroad tracks! She had the most beautiful body I ever saw! I untied her and I fucked her for hours! It was great!""So, did she suck a good dick?""Well, that's the only thing. I looked and looked, but I never did find her head."</blockquote>

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