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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064610565" data-attributes="member: 14320">Prison And The PrisonerThe bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his cigarettes But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!"=====Breakfast was a very late affair that day and the husband and wife were fragile indeed -- badly hung over from a particularly wild party the night before.Bleary eyed, with two trembling hands holding his very black coffee, our hero said to his wife, "Was it you I had sex with in the garden last night?" She struggled to bring him into focus. "About what time?" she replied.</blockquote>

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