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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064610636" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>X-Rated Bumper Stickers</p><p></p><p>-Constipated people don't give a sh*t. </p><p></p><p>-Practice safe sex, go fu*k yourself. </p><p></p><p>-If you drink don't park, accidents cause people. </p><p></p><p>-Who lit the fuse on your tampon? </p><p></p><p>-If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. </p><p></p><p>-Please tell your pants its not polite to point. </p><p></p><p>-If that phone was up your a$$, maybe you could drive a little better. </p><p></p><p>-My kid got your honor roll student pregnant. </p><p></p><p>-Thank you for pot smoking. </p><p></p><p>-To all you virgins thanks for nothing. </p><p></p><p>-If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling. </p><p></p><p>-Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings". </p><p></p><p>-If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. </p><p></p><p>-Horn broken...watch for finger. </p><p></p><p>-It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger. </p><p></p><p>-If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my a$$.</p><p></p><p>-Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole </p><p></p><p>-DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. </p><p></p><p>-Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home. </p><p></p><p>-And the #1 bumper sticker of the week....Honk If You Want To See My Finger</p><p></p><p>-Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between light and hard?</p><p>A: You can go to sleep with a light on.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?</p><p>A: It stays dark all night.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the definition of oral sex?</p><p>A. The taste of things to come.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064610636, member: 14320"] X-Rated Bumper Stickers -Constipated people don't give a sh*t. -Practice safe sex, go fu*k yourself. -If you drink don't park, accidents cause people. -Who lit the fuse on your tampon? -If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. -Please tell your pants its not polite to point. -If that phone was up your a$$, maybe you could drive a little better. -My kid got your honor roll student pregnant. -Thank you for pot smoking. -To all you virgins thanks for nothing. -If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling. -Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings". -If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. -Horn broken...watch for finger. -It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger. -If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my a$$. -Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole -DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. -Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home. -And the #1 bumper sticker of the week....Honk If You Want To See My Finger -Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? ===== Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can go to sleep with a light on. Q: What's the difference between dark and hard? A: It stays dark all night. Q. What's the definition of oral sex? A. The taste of things to come. [/QUOTE]
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