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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064610704" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bob And His BoatBill walks into a bar and sees Bob sitting at the end of the bar counterwith a great big smile on his face.Bill says "Bob, what are you sohappy for?""Well Bill, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' myboat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out tohere, Bill, tits out to here!She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.'So I took her way out,Bill. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' Shecouldn't swim, Bill, she couldn't swim!!"The next day Bill walks intothe bar and sees Bob sitting at the end of the bar counter with a biggersmile on his face.Bill says "What are you so happy about today Bob?""Well Bill... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat,just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out tohere, Bill, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?''Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bill, wayout much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Itseither screw or swim!'She couldn't swim!!, Bill, she couldn't swim!!!!"A couple days pass and Bill walks into the bar and sees Bob down therecryin over a beer.Bill says "Bob, what are you so sad for?""Well Bill,I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' myboat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me...tits WAY out tohere, Bill, tits WAY out to here.She says 'Can I have a ride in yourboat?' 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out,Bill, way WAY out... much further than the last two.I turned off thekey, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. Shepulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Bill !!! She had a great BIGdick!!!And Bill, I CAN'T SWIM,... I CAN'T SWIM !!!"---------Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first young girl says, "Oh my God!, It was really great, but I was Sooooo scared after his condom broke. I didn't get a good night's sleep in a week!""What happened?" said her friend.I didn't know what I was going to do, but I finally was able to get a little piece of it out with dental floss!"</blockquote>

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