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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064611717" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?A. They already have boyfriends.Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog.A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?A. A private tutor.Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?A. Homeless.Q. What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?A. An elephant with diarrhea.Q. Why did the Avon lady walk funny?A. Her lipstickQ. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?A. Wiped his ass.Q. What is the smallest hotel in the world?A. A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?A. Even the pool table has no balls.Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?A. It's not hard.Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?A. Well hung.Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?A. Nice dick!Q. How do you know when a Barbie has her period?A. All your tic tacks are gone.Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?A. Popeye almost killed him!Q. How can you tell a head nurse?A. She's the one with the dirty knees!Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together?A. Ménage é twat.Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?A. Speed bumps.Q. What do you do in case of fallout?A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes!Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?A. In case you miss.Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A. So men can be open minded.Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?A. Toys for TwatsQ. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.Q. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?A. Snowballs.Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?A. None It should be open when she brings it to you.</blockquote>

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