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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064611902" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads</p><p></p><p>Adventurous............Slept with all your mates</p><p>40-ish............49</p><p>Athletic............No tits</p><p>Average looking........Face like an arse</p><p>Beautiful............Pathological liar</p><p>Contagious smile........Does a lot of pills</p><p>Educated............Was screwed to bits at university</p><p>Emotionally secure......On medication</p><p>Feminist............Fat</p><p>Free spirit............Junkie</p><p>Friendship first.........Former slut</p><p>Fun.................Annoying</p><p>Gentle.................Dull</p><p>Good listener..........Autistic</p><p>New age................Body hair problems</p><p>Old fashioned..........No BJs or anal</p><p>Open minded............Desperate</p><p>Outgoing...............Loud and very embarrassing</p><p>Passionate.............Sloppy drunk</p><p>Poet...................Depressive</p><p>Professional............Bitch</p><p>Romantic...............Frigid</p><p>Social.................Crotch like a wizard's sleeve</p><p>Voluptuous.............Very fat</p><p>Large lady.............Immensely fat</p><p>Wants soul mate.........Stalker</p><p>Widow..................Murderer</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q. How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?</p><p>A. Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back.</p><p></p><p>Q. How many "Sickest Sites" fans does it take to put in a light bulb?</p><p>A. One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?</p><p>A: Vomit.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064611902, member: 14320"] Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads Adventurous............Slept with all your mates 40-ish............49 Athletic............No tits Average looking........Face like an arse Beautiful............Pathological liar Contagious smile........Does a lot of pills Educated............Was screwed to bits at university Emotionally secure......On medication Feminist............Fat Free spirit............Junkie Friendship first.........Former slut Fun.................Annoying Gentle.................Dull Good listener..........Autistic New age................Body hair problems Old fashioned..........No BJs or anal Open minded............Desperate Outgoing...............Loud and very embarrassing Passionate.............Sloppy drunk Poet...................Depressive Professional............Bitch Romantic...............Frigid Social.................Crotch like a wizard's sleeve Voluptuous.............Very fat Large lady.............Immensely fat Wants soul mate.........Stalker Widow..................Murderer ===== Q. How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? A. Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back. Q. How many "Sickest Sites" fans does it take to put in a light bulb? A. One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out. Q: What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? A: Vomit. [/QUOTE]
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