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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064612113" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Doorbell</p><p></p><p>A woman gets out of the bath and puts on a towel. Her husband comes into the bathroom to go to the toilet. The doorbell rings. The woman goes to answer it wearing only the towel. She opens the door to find her next door neighbor Bob standing on the doorstep. Bob wolf whistles and says 'I'll give you $200 if you drop the towel'. The woman doesn't want to miss out on $200, so she drops the towel. Bob takes a good look at the naked woman then says his goodbyes and leaves. As the woman closes the door her husband comes down stairs. 'Who was that?' He asks. 'It was Bob' She says. 'Oh right, did he give you that $200 that he owes me?'</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>An old lady, who as still a virgin, is sitting at home, when she gets a tingly feeling down there. She goes to a doctor and tells, "I got a tingly feeling. I am a virgin, so I know it’s not a STD. What could it be?" The doctor checks her out, and comes back and says, "I got some bad news, I don't know what's wrong with you." She goes to a second doctor and tells him the same thing, "I got a tingly feeling. I am a virgin, so I know it’s not a STD. What could it be?" The doctor checks her out and comes back in and says, "I got some bad news, your cherry is rotten, and you got fruit flies!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Sign seen above a pool:</p><p>Welcome to my ool, notice there is no p in it,</p><p>"Lets keep it that way."</p><p></p><p>Sign seen at a restaurant:</p><p>The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064612113, member: 14320"] The Doorbell A woman gets out of the bath and puts on a towel. Her husband comes into the bathroom to go to the toilet. The doorbell rings. The woman goes to answer it wearing only the towel. She opens the door to find her next door neighbor Bob standing on the doorstep. Bob wolf whistles and says 'I'll give you $200 if you drop the towel'. The woman doesn't want to miss out on $200, so she drops the towel. Bob takes a good look at the naked woman then says his goodbyes and leaves. As the woman closes the door her husband comes down stairs. 'Who was that?' He asks. 'It was Bob' She says. 'Oh right, did he give you that $200 that he owes me?' ===== An old lady, who as still a virgin, is sitting at home, when she gets a tingly feeling down there. She goes to a doctor and tells, "I got a tingly feeling. I am a virgin, so I know it’s not a STD. What could it be?" The doctor checks her out, and comes back and says, "I got some bad news, I don't know what's wrong with you." She goes to a second doctor and tells him the same thing, "I got a tingly feeling. I am a virgin, so I know it’s not a STD. What could it be?" The doctor checks her out and comes back in and says, "I got some bad news, your cherry is rotten, and you got fruit flies!" ===== Sign seen above a pool: Welcome to my ool, notice there is no p in it, "Lets keep it that way." Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly. [/QUOTE]
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