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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064612770" data-attributes="member: 14320">Definitions MADAM: One who offers vice to the lovelorn. MARCONI: The first man to send a message through a length of spaghetti without it touching the sides. MINE SHAFT: What a German calls his dick. MONOLOGUE: A discussion between man and wife. NONDESCRIPT: A television play. ODIOUS: Not very good poetry. ORGY: Grope therapy. PARENTS: Couples who practice the Rhythm Method. PEDESTRIAN: A motorist with teenage sons. PIMP: Nookie Bookie. PIMP: Public relations man for a public relations girl. PORNOGRAPHY: Clitertature. PREMATURE EJACULATION: The come before the scorn. RACIAL DISPUTE: When the course judge calls for a photo. RED RIDING HOOD: A Russian condom. REFLECTION: What a girl looks at, but is not given to. SAGE: A bloke who knows his onions. SITTING PRETTY: Sitting Bull's gay brother. SNOW JOB: How a woman defrosts her man. SNUFF: Sufficient unto the day. SONATA: A song sung by Frank. SPECIMEN: An Italian astronaut. STALEMATE: A husband who has lost his ardour. TEAR JERKER: A bloke who cries while wanking. TRUE LOVE: An injection with affection to the midsection from a projection without objection. VICE SQUAD: The pussy posse. VICE VERSA: Dirty poetry from Italy. VIRGIN: A girl who whispers sweet nothing doings. VIRGIN: A girl who won't take in what a guy takes out. VIRGIN: Any Hicksville girl who can outrun her brothers. VIRGIN SQUAW: Wouldn't Indian. WELSH RAREBIT: A Cardiff virgin. WET DREAM: A snorgasm. ANTI-CLIMAX: Bore-gasm. CORPORATE VIRGIN: New girl in the office. DESPERATE STRAIGHTS: Sex-starved heterosexuals. GAELIC: An Irish Lesbian. INCEST: Relatively boring. INCEST: A game for the whole family to play. LUBRICATED CONDOMS: Bedroom slippers. MASTURBATION: I-balling. SELF-DECEPTION: Faking an organism during masturbation.</blockquote>

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