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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064613428" data-attributes="member: 14320">Door-To-DoorA door-to-door salesmen knocks on a neighborhood door. A little boy answers the door and the salesman says, " Hi little fellow, is your mother home ?" "Yes," said the lad, "she's out in the backyard screwing our goat." " No," says the salesman, " I don't belive you." The boy says, " Come see for yourself." So the salesman takes a look in the backyard, and sure enough, there was the mom bent over with a large goat screwing her from behind. The salesman said to the boy, "isn't your mom afraid she'll get pregnant?" The boy says, " N-a-a-a-a-a-"=====Mrs. O'Reilly regularly has the milkman drop off 3 quarts of milk for the week. One morning the milkman arrives at Mrs. O'Reilly's and she insists that he leaves 25 gallons of milk. When asked what all that milk was needed for, Mrs. O'Reilly stated that she had just won the lottery and she was treating herself to a milk bath. The milk would surely make her skin soft and supple. The milkman agreed and asked her if she would like the milk "pasteurized?" "Oh no, dear, Up to my titties would be just fine."=====There was a young man from Cape Horn Who wished he had never been born, And he wouldn't have been, If his father has seen That the tip of his condom was torn.</blockquote>

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