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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064614038" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>French Class</p><p></p><p>On the last day of his French class, Professor Lint goes over the final exam. "The exam will test your comprehension. It'll be divided into two parts: a multiple choice exam, and an oral exam.</p><p></p><p>Heather realizes that she needs to do well on the final exam, or she won't graduate.</p><p></p><p>After class, Heather meets Professor Lint in his office.</p><p></p><p>"Professor Lint," she says in a sexy voice, "I don't think I'm going to pass the class and I was hoping you could help me out."</p><p></p><p>Pretty soon, Heather and the professor are making love in his office.</p><p></p><p>Afterward, Heather asks "How's my comprehension?"</p><p></p><p>"So far so good," the professors says, "but you need to come back tomorrow at noon."</p><p></p><p>"What's tomorrow?"</p><p></p><p>"Tomorrow," Professor Lint says "is the oral part of the exam."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree.</p><p></p><p>One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny's fly.</p><p></p><p>He went home and told his mother about it and she said, "Tell the little girl not to do that again because you have a mouse in your pants."</p><p></p><p>The following day Little Johnny was sitting there and Susie did the same thing again.</p><p></p><p>As his mother told him, Little Johnny exclaimed "Don't do that because I have a mouse in my pants."</p><p></p><p>At that remark, Susie lifted her skirt and said, "Go get 'em Pussy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064614038, member: 14320"] French Class On the last day of his French class, Professor Lint goes over the final exam. "The exam will test your comprehension. It'll be divided into two parts: a multiple choice exam, and an oral exam. Heather realizes that she needs to do well on the final exam, or she won't graduate. After class, Heather meets Professor Lint in his office. "Professor Lint," she says in a sexy voice, "I don't think I'm going to pass the class and I was hoping you could help me out." Pretty soon, Heather and the professor are making love in his office. Afterward, Heather asks "How's my comprehension?" "So far so good," the professors says, "but you need to come back tomorrow at noon." "What's tomorrow?" "Tomorrow," Professor Lint says "is the oral part of the exam." ===== Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny's fly. He went home and told his mother about it and she said, "Tell the little girl not to do that again because you have a mouse in your pants." The following day Little Johnny was sitting there and Susie did the same thing again. As his mother told him, Little Johnny exclaimed "Don't do that because I have a mouse in my pants." At that remark, Susie lifted her skirt and said, "Go get 'em Pussy. [/QUOTE]
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