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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064615953" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Application For Redneck Driver's License</p><p></p><p>Last name: ________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) </p><p>[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo</p><p>[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee</p><p>[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen</p><p>[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) </p><p></p><p>Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure</p><p></p><p>Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right </p><p></p><p>Occupation:</p><p>[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress</p><p>[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician </p><p></p><p>Spouse's Name: __________________________</p><p>2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________</p><p>3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________</p><p>Spell S-P-O-U-S-E </p><p></p><p>Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt</p><p>[_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son</p><p>[_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet </p><p></p><p>Number of children living in household:___</p><p>Number of children living in shed: ___</p><p>Number of children that are yours: ___ </p><p></p><p>Mother's Name: _______________________</p><p>Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank) </p><p></p><p>Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) </p><p></p><p>Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box) </p><p></p><p>Vehicles you own and where you keep them:</p><p>___ Total number of vehicles you own</p><p>___ Number of vehicles that still crank</p><p>___ Number of vehicles in front yard </p><p>___ Number of vehicles in back yard</p><p>___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks </p><p></p><p>Firearms you own and where you keep them:</p><p>____ truck ____ kitchen</p><p>____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed </p><p></p><p>Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 196_ </p><p></p><p>Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: </p><p></p><p>Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:</p><p>[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe</p><p>[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest</p><p>[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Armed and Ready! </p><p></p><p>___ Number of times you've seen a UFO </p><p>___ Number of times you've seen Elvis</p><p>____Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO </p><p></p><p>How often do you bathe:</p><p>[_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable </p><p></p><p>How many teeth?___</p><p>Color of teeth: </p><p>[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow</p><p>[_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A </p><p></p><p>Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: </p><p>[_] Red-Man </p><p></p><p>How far is your home from a paved road? </p><p>[_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles</p><p>[_] What's a paved road?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064615953, member: 14320"] Application For Redneck Driver's License Last name: ________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Spell S-P-O-U-S-E Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household:___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box) Vehicles you own and where you keep them: ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 196_ Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Armed and Ready! ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ____Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth?___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] What's a paved road? [/QUOTE]
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