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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064616529" data-attributes="member: 14320">Crappy JokesTwo guys are swapping stories in the park one day and one guy (a war vet) mentions that during the war he was captured."I was held for weeks and given almost nothing to eat. I had to learn to eat my own shit.""I don't believe you!"The vet reaches into his pants, shits in his hand and eats it.Gagging, the other guy says: "My God! If you can do that so easily, we can bet big money and rake in a fortune!!""Sounds good to me," said the vet "I can use the money."So the next day the guy sets up a bet with two wealthy but unbelieving high rollers.He puts a plate of shit in front of the vet. The vet looks down, gags, and projectile pukes all over the two gamblers. In a rage the gamblers kick the living crap out of both men, take their winnings and leave."We lost it all!!" said the buddy. "Why in the hell didn't you eat the shit??""There was a hair in it!"=====Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big, bad wolf crouched down behind a log."My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."The wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush."My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."With that the wolf jumps up and screams,"Will you knock it off, I'm trying to shit!"=====Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one smells something foul. He turns to the other. "Hey man," he says, "did you shit yourself?""Yeah," says the second drunk."Well, why don't you go clean yourself up?""I ain't through yet.</blockquote>

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