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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064616562" data-attributes="member: 14320">Speech Impediment This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend, who tells him, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I'm sending him over."The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.- "A female horth", the midget replies.So the owner shows him one.- "Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouf?"So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth.- "Nith mouf, Can I thee her eyeth?"So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's eyes.- "Ok, what about the eerth?"Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him the ears.- "OK, finally, can I see her twat?"With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's vagina, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awownd?=====A Blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, and, sureenough, when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of aredhead. Shebecomes extremely angry. She opens her purse and pulls out the gun toshoot him, but she's suddenly overcome with grief. She puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend yells "Honey, don't do it." She replies "Shut up, you're next."</blockquote>

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