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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064617610" data-attributes="member: 14320">GUYS SUCK......And Let Me Tell You Why A Female Says...FARTING - How come it's cool for you to do it anddisgusting if we do it. And must you lift yourleg?JOCK-ITCH - Get help! Do you see us scratch?We don't want to see you scratch either.PORNOS - Why do you want to see other guysgetting what you can't.By the way, it's not good for our skin.PICK UP LINES - Not!DOUBLE STANDARDS - If you can do it, why the hellcan't we?HONESTY - Learn the concept. It is a good thing.SENSITIVITY - Get some!!!!DEODORANT - It's only small change at the cornerstore. Buy it.LOCKER ROOMS - Hello.....air freshner.HEADS - We know you have two. Keep one in yourpants and get the other out of your ass.You can't beat up everyone who looks at us.Being drunk is not an excuse to sleep with anything on legs.Believe me, sex is NOT number one and you are NOTnumber one at it.Why must you tell ALL of your friends abouteverything you do with a girl? They all had thesame DREAM last night anyway.Do not blame everything we do on P.M.S. Youshould be glad we're not pregnant.Try matching your maturity level to your age.We are NOT objects. We have feelings, thoughtsand ideas. We can even form words like "FUCKYOU!!!"There is more to life than playing cards andvideo games - How old are you??Why do we have to look good and you can look likeshit?Can we eat like humans - utensils were madeespecially for this purpose. Ever heard ofknives, forks, and spoons? How about napkins?(This does not include shirt sleeves.)WAKE UP CALL! - Wasting a ton of money on tuitionevery year to get drunk, get laid, and playsports is fucking retarded. If you're interested,become a professional athlete and at least GETPAID for it.I am not putting myself through school to carryyour sorry, lazy ass through life.BIRTHDAYS - If you can remember the size of yourcock to the exact millimeter, then you canremember our birthday.Rulers were not made to measure your genitalia.They were not made that small. Why measure itanyway? There will always be someone bigger andbelieve me, we can find him.Romance is not three seconds of sweat and nothingand then rolling over and going to sleep.The one thing you are good for, you are not goodat!Remember Meg Ryan's famous 'faking an orgasmscene'? Sound familiar?When we say we're lost without you, we'reprobably high.When you screw up, a rose would suffice, but ifit's not too much trouble, a dozen would benice.WANDERING EYES - We know you look. Try not tomake it so obvious.GET A CLUE! - When we say "HARDER!, FASTER!"we're not referring to your breathing pattern.To the FEW nice guys who don't apply to thesestatements and never get the time of day,here's a note of hope.....WE'LL WISE UP SOONER ORLATER AND YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE. HANG IN THERE.</blockquote>

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