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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064618886" data-attributes="member: 14320">BingoOne night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed fucking another woman.. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor assisted-living apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on a charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defense. "Your Honor", she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could fuck, he could fly."=====Little Johnny is flying his plane, with his co-pilot and a load of sheep. The route is long and the weather is abominable. Nearing their destination Little Johnny realizes that the fuel is insufficient. He worriedly asks his co-pilot what he thinks they should do."I'm afraid we are just not going to make it Little Johnny. We must prepare to jump." advises the co-pilot. Little Johnny asks, "What about the sheep?""FUCK THE SHEEP!" replies the co-pilot. "Do you really think we have time?" Little Johnny says.=====Q: Why is it so hard for women to piss in the morning?A: Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?Q: How do you say Richard and Robert raped a Rabbit without putting any R's in it?A: Dick and Bob fucked a bunny!!!</blockquote>

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