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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064619681" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Deaf Dog</p><p></p><p>Frank's neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. The problem was hair in the ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. </p><p></p><p>The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover. </p><p></p><p>At the register the pharmacist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days. The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms. </p><p></p><p>The pharmacist said... 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days. The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer. The pharmacist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Once in the middle of the night two little boys got up to get some water from the kitchen. </p><p></p><p>On their way past their parent's bedroom they heard a funny sound coming out from there. </p><p></p><p>The oldest boy looked into the keyhole. He backed up and said, "I can't believe it!" </p><p></p><p>The younger brother looked in afterwards and said, "And she yells at me for sucking my thumb!"</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! My bottoms sore!</p><p>Shut up son we need the money.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy, I don't like the milk!</p><p>Shut up son and keep on sucking my nipple.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064619681, member: 14320"] Deaf Dog Frank's neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. The problem was hair in the ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover. At the register the pharmacist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days. The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms. The pharmacist said... 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days. The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer. The pharmacist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.' ===== Once in the middle of the night two little boys got up to get some water from the kitchen. On their way past their parent's bedroom they heard a funny sound coming out from there. The oldest boy looked into the keyhole. He backed up and said, "I can't believe it!" The younger brother looked in afterwards and said, "And she yells at me for sucking my thumb!" ===== Mommy, Mommy! My bottoms sore! Shut up son we need the money. Mommy, Mommy, I don't like the milk! Shut up son and keep on sucking my nipple. [/QUOTE]
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