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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064620414" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Closed For The Night</p><p></p><p>A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with </p><p>a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is </p><p>a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!"</p><p></p><p>The scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!"</p><p></p><p>The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!"</p><p></p><p>The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and </p><p>kids! I'll do whatever you say!"</p><p></p><p>The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head and </p><p>says, Alright, now suck my cock!"</p><p></p><p>"Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!"</p><p></p><p>The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he </p><p>drops the gun. The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, </p><p>hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my </p><p>friends might walk in!" </p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>What defines a truly sensitive, 90's type guy?</p><p>He doesn't make his girlfriend blow him after he butt fucks her.</p><p></p><p>What do women and prawns have in common? </p><p>Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064620414, member: 14320"] Closed For The Night A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever you say!" The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head and says, Alright, now suck my cock!" "Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!" The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in!" ===== What defines a truly sensitive, 90's type guy? He doesn't make his girlfriend blow him after he butt fucks her. What do women and prawns have in common? Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great [/QUOTE]
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