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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064622178" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rude Song lyricsAbraham Lincoln RhymeAbraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his dick in hand. he said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."Mary Mary RhymeMary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.Row Your Boat SongRoll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill RhymeJack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna"Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.I'm A Little Penis RhymeI'm a little penis,Long and hard,If you want to see it,Come in my yard,When I get all horny,Then I spurt,Push me in,And pull me out!Jack RhymeJack be nimbleJack be quickJack burnt off his little Dick!Mother Hubbard RhymeOld Mother Hubbard went to the cubbardto fetch her poor dog a bone.But when she bent over,Rover took overAnd the bitch got a bone of her own!Peter Peter RhymePeter peter pumpkin eaterhad a wife loved to beat hersmacked her twice across the headfucked her ass and went to bedMary Had A Little Lamb RhymeMary had a little lambshe kept it in her back yardwhen she took her panties offhis wooly dick got hardHickory Dickory DockHickory Dickory DockThe bitch was suckin my cockThe clock struck twoI dropped my gooAnd dropped the bitch off at the next block!Little Boy BlueLittle boy blue,he needed the money.Little Bow PeepLittle bow peep fucked a sheepblew a horse, licked his feet,she ate his ass so very nicetongued his balls not once but twice.Mary Had A Little Lamb RhymeMarry had a little lamit's fleece was black as coal,and every time it jump a fenceyou could see it's pink asshole.</blockquote>