Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064623405" data-attributes="member: 14320">Funny PhunniesA guy gets a call at work from the police telling him that his house hadbeen robbed The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had rapedhis wife. A moment of silence passes, then the guy says, "I can't believethey fucked my wife after only five beers!"=====I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spentanother $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 onliposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough. But I spend 50 buckson a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts! Women, I can't figurethem out.=====A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from herhospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in yourass but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt!=====Dear Dr Phil,I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from mybedroom window. As I was jerking off, I turned to notice my wife was juststanding there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert or what?</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

Toyota Yaris 2019,White ,1.5L,6,082km
- Started by salesarena
- Cars for sale
original WedsSport SA70 18x9jj offset +32 5H pcd...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
BRAND NEW original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RG4...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RZ2 RZii...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RG 16x7jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RG 16x7jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL 18x9jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Spoon Sw388 18x10J+40 5H120 Rim Rims Civic FL5 Type R
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
Spoon Crane Neck Wing Carbon Spoiler GT Wing Honda...
- Started by aycy
- Exterior and Body
Honda Jazz/Fit GK Mugen body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

Firewall grommets and running cables.

Hi Guys,

New to the forum. I've just purchased a 2003 Stock Mitsubishi Turbo Airtrek here in NZ and I am in the process of installing a boost gauge and stereo amplifier. Is their any simple way in these vehicles to...

Honda Pre-Super GT Party 2012 With Super GT Queen Search Finalists!