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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064623517" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Grounds For A Divorce</p><p></p><p>The dull and desperate looking woman sat disconsolately in her attorney's office. "On what grounds do you want a divorce?" asked the lawyer.</p><p></p><p>On the grounds of extreme cruelty," she replied. "He want sex every night, front and back, and he has a dick like a donkey's! - It hurts like buggery!"</p><p></p><p>The lawyer raised an eyebrow and said, "If that is the case, I will file your petition," .</p><p></p><p>"File my petition? Pig's bloody arse you will!!! Let that bastard sandpaper his!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>John was in a bar looking very dejected.</p><p></p><p>His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"</p><p></p><p>"It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head sadly. "I have a real problem with her."</p><p></p><p>"Cheer up," Steve said. "Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law."</p><p></p><p>"Yeah," John answered. "But I got mine pregnant."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Two gay guys were dancing when one said to the other, "Why do you always get an erection when we dance together?" </p><p>The other replied, "Because you dance like an asshole!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064623517, member: 14320"] Grounds For A Divorce The dull and desperate looking woman sat disconsolately in her attorney's office. "On what grounds do you want a divorce?" asked the lawyer. On the grounds of extreme cruelty," she replied. "He want sex every night, front and back, and he has a dick like a donkey's! - It hurts like buggery!" The lawyer raised an eyebrow and said, "If that is the case, I will file your petition," . "File my petition? Pig's bloody arse you will!!! Let that bastard sandpaper his!" ===== John was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?" "It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head sadly. "I have a real problem with her." "Cheer up," Steve said. "Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law." "Yeah," John answered. "But I got mine pregnant." ===== Two gay guys were dancing when one said to the other, "Why do you always get an erection when we dance together?" The other replied, "Because you dance like an asshole!" [/QUOTE]
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