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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064623777" data-attributes="member: 14320">Country ClubBob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, “Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replies. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."=====A man stumbled into a bar and said to the bartender, “Wow, was I drunk last night.”The Bartender said, “You sure were.”The man then said, “I gotta tell you what happened. Walking home I found a woman tied to the train tracks. So I took her home and we had sex. First I was on top. Then she was on top, and for hours we had sex in every position you can think of. It was unbelievable.”The bartender was amazed. “Sounds like you had a great time. What did she look like?”The man thought a moment. “I really don’t know. I never found the head.</blockquote>

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