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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064624028" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Weenie Test</p><p></p><p>Three 3rd Graders . . . an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.</p><p>"Okay." They all agree.</p><p></p><p>The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.</p><p></p><p>"That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out, and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.</p><p></p><p>Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far, not only the biggest, but the fattest.</p><p></p><p>That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.</p><p></p><p>"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a new book, and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie."</p><p></p><p>"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.</p><p></p><p>"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies, and I had the biggest. The other kids say it's because I'm Black. Is that true?"</p><p></p><p>"No, Leroy. It's because you're eighteen."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A woman sits down next to a cowboy in a saloon. She says, "Are you a REAL cowboy?" He replies, "Well, Mam, I brand calves, rope steers, mend fence, ride the range...think about cows a lot of the time...yep...I guess I'm a REAL cowboy."</p><p>She says, "I'm a lesbian. I think about women all day, all evening, all the time...I think about making love with women."</p><p>They sat there sipping their beers. Then, a man walked in and sat on the other side of the cowboy. He said, "Are you a REAL cowboy?" The cowboy responded, "Well, I THOUGHT I was...but I just found out that I'm really a lesbian."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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