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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064624365" data-attributes="member: 14320">REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:-Dogs don't cry.-Dogs love it when your friends come over.-Dogs think you sing great.-A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.-Dogs don't expect you to call when you’re running late.-The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.-Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.-Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.-Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.-Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.-Anyone can get a good-looking dog.-If a dog's gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.-Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.-Dogs never need to examine the relationship.-A dog's parents never visit.-Dogs love long car trips.-Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.-Dogs don't hate their bodies.-Dogs never criticize.-Dogs never expect gifts.-Dogs don't worry about germs.-Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.-Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your desk or wallet.-Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.-Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner instead of a lobster one.-You never have to wait for a dog.-Dogs are ready to go 24 hours a day.-Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.-Dogs never want foot rubs.-Dogs aren't catty.**HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE:-Both look stupid in hats.-Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate at one sitting.-Neither understands football.-Both are good at pretending to listen to every word you say.-Neither believes that silence is golden.-Both constantly want back rubs.-Neither can balance a checkbook.-You can never tell what either of them is thinking.**WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS:-Women look good in sweaters.-Women leave the room to pass gas.</blockquote>

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