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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064625166" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Blonde Lottery</p><p></p><p>A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."</p><p></p><p>Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."</p><p></p><p>Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.</p><p></p><p>Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Brandi, You have to meet me halfway on this... You have to buy a ticket."</p><p></p><p>======</p><p></p><p>A Brunette a Blonde and a Red head are all in the third grade,</p><p>who has the biggest boobs?</p><p>The blonde,she's eighteen.</p><p>*</p><p>A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street.</p><p>The brunette says to the blonde, "My boyfriend has dandruff so I give him Head and Shoulders."</p><p>The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?!?!"</p><p>*</p><p>Q. How do you know when a blonde's having a bad day?</p><p>A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064625166, member: 14320"] The Blonde Lottery A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Brandi, You have to meet me halfway on this... You have to buy a ticket." ====== A Brunette a Blonde and a Red head are all in the third grade, who has the biggest boobs? The blonde,she's eighteen. * A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette says to the blonde, "My boyfriend has dandruff so I give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?!?!" * Q. How do you know when a blonde's having a bad day? A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. [/QUOTE]
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