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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064625487" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Advice For Young Girlfriends"Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes tolove and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not asemotionally confused as women. It's a proven fact.Q: Should I have sex on the first date?A: YES. Before if possible.Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to rememberis that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes,however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seemstrange to you. Do them anyway.Q: How long should the sex act last?A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed orembarrassed. After you've finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leaveyou suddenly, & go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the barfor the purpose of consuming largeamounts of alcohol & sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies.Don't feel left out -- while he'sgone you can busy yourself by doing laundry, cleaning the apartment, orperhaps even going out to buy him anexpensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.Q: What is "afterplay"?A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manlyenergy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to doafter lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him asandwich or pizza, bringing him a fewbeers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him anexpensive gift.Q: Does the size of the penis matter?A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, isimportant, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures about three inches. Anything longerthan that is extremely rare and if by some chance your lover's sexualorgan is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees and thank yourlucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing hislaundry, cleaning his apartment and/or buying him an expensive gift.Q: What about the female orgasm?A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth.</blockquote>