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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064625735" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Horse Auction</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.</p><p></p><p>He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.</p><p></p><p>After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'</p><p></p><p>His father replied, because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.</p><p></p><p>Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.’</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man was complaining to a friend,</p><p></p><p>“I had it all…</p><p></p><p>Money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman … then, poof! It was all gone!”</p><p></p><p>“What happened?” asked his friend.</p><p></p><p>“My wife found out ….”</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Two housewives met in the local supermarket. One had filled her shopping cart with Vaseline. She explained, “they are going to raise the price so, I’m stocking up.”</p><p>The other woman replied, “I’d never go to such extremes to save money. I’m not that tight.”</p></blockquote><p></p>

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