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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064625952" data-attributes="member: 14320">Massive ErectionThe victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead onarrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to preparethe body for the undertaker.Removing his clothes, she discovered that the young man had died withthe most massive ERECTION she had ever seen. Unable to take her eyes offit, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her panties, straddledthe stiff and proceeded to enjoy herself.She was just getting down from the table when a second nurse came in andsaw her and promptly reprimanded her for her obscene behavior."What's the harm?" shot back the first nurse. "I enjoyed it, and HEsurely didn't mind it. Besides, he can't complain and I can't getpregnant. Why don't YOU give it a try too?""Oh, I can't possibly," said the second nurse, blushing. "First, he'sdead and second, I've got my period. Anyway, listen, the doctor wantsyou." And so the first nurse left. The second nurse got to work, butsoon found herself terribly excited by this massive hard-on and finallyclimbed on top of it. Just as she was starting to cum, she wasastonished to feel the man climax too! Looking down and seeing hiseyelids starting to flutter, she exclaimed in shock, "I thought you weredead!" "Lady, I thought I was too," said the man, "until you gave methat blood transfusion. "=====Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.A3: You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.A4: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw themin the gutter and they'll always come back</blockquote>

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