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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064625952" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Massive Erection</p><p></p><p>The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on</p><p>arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare</p><p>the body for the undertaker.</p><p></p><p>Removing his clothes, she discovered that the young man had died with</p><p>the most massive ERECTION she had ever seen. Unable to take her eyes off</p><p>it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her panties, straddled</p><p>the stiff and proceeded to enjoy herself.</p><p></p><p>She was just getting down from the table when a second nurse came in and</p><p>saw her and promptly reprimanded her for her obscene behavior.</p><p></p><p>"What's the harm?" shot back the first nurse. "I enjoyed it, and HE</p><p>surely didn't mind it. Besides, he can't complain and I can't get</p><p>pregnant. Why don't YOU give it a try too?"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, I can't possibly," said the second nurse, blushing. "First, he's</p><p>dead and second, I've got my period. Anyway, listen, the doctor wants</p><p>you." And so the first nurse left. The second nurse got to work, but</p><p>soon found herself terribly excited by this massive hard-on and finally</p><p>climbed on top of it. Just as she was starting to cum, she was</p><p>astonished to feel the man climax too! Looking down and seeing his</p><p>eyelids starting to flutter, she exclaimed in shock, "I thought you were</p><p>dead!" "Lady, I thought I was too," said the man, "until you gave me</p><p>that blood transfusion. "</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?</p><p>A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.</p><p>A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.</p><p>A3: You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.</p><p>A4: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.</p><p></p><p>Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?</p><p>A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them</p><p>in the gutter and they'll always come back</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064625952, member: 14320"] Massive Erection The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for the undertaker. Removing his clothes, she discovered that the young man had died with the most massive ERECTION she had ever seen. Unable to take her eyes off it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her panties, straddled the stiff and proceeded to enjoy herself. She was just getting down from the table when a second nurse came in and saw her and promptly reprimanded her for her obscene behavior. "What's the harm?" shot back the first nurse. "I enjoyed it, and HE surely didn't mind it. Besides, he can't complain and I can't get pregnant. Why don't YOU give it a try too?" "Oh, I can't possibly," said the second nurse, blushing. "First, he's dead and second, I've got my period. Anyway, listen, the doctor wants you." And so the first nurse left. The second nurse got to work, but soon found herself terribly excited by this massive hard-on and finally climbed on top of it. Just as she was starting to cum, she was astonished to feel the man climax too! Looking down and seeing his eyelids starting to flutter, she exclaimed in shock, "I thought you were dead!" "Lady, I thought I was too," said the man, "until you gave me that blood transfusion. " ===== Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to. A3: You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball. A4: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke. Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike? A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back [/QUOTE]
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