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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064626213" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little JohnnyLittle Johnny, a fifth grade student has a penis so large, his parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls.They cautioned him he could easily kill someone.Through the grapevine, his teacher learns about his unusual size, keeps him after school and suggests they have sex.He refuses expressing concern he might kill her.She laughs and scoffs at the idea and says she will elect to be on top, in complete control, and nothing bad can happen.He reluctantly agrees but the teacher experiences such wonderful sensations, she faints from pure joy.Thinking he's killed her, Johnny runs from the class room sobbing and crying, "Oh my God!... I killed her! I killed her!"All at once he stops dead in his tracks, and look of dawning comprehension appears on his face as he says, "Wait just a minute! I didn't kill her. She committed suicide!"=====A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.His wife told him, "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."The next morning the wife found a small package on the driveway. When she opened the package, she found a brand new bathroom scale.Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.</blockquote>

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