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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064626812" data-attributes="member: 14320">Weekend PassMorris a ninety-year old man lived in a retirement home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink.He noticed a seventy-year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink.As the evening progressed, Morris, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on.Two days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.The old man said, "Sure did!"The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived."Yes,...but why?""Well you'd better get over there... you're about to cum."=====Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze. Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out fishin an' fucked your wife, an' she got pregnant, would dat make us kin?"Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think so.....but it shore would make us even!"</blockquote>

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