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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064627261" data-attributes="member: 14320">Four NunsIt was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholicchurch to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a fewminutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for theweekend."However," he said, "as soon as you get back on Monday morning, I wantyouto confess to me what you did over the weekend."The four nuns agreed and run off. Monday comes and the four nunsreturned.The first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for Ihavesinned."The priest asks, "What did you do, Sister?"She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie."The priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You areforgiven, go and drink holy water."The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begin to chuckle quietly underher breath.The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father,for I have sinned."The priest replies, "Ok, what happened?"She says, "I was driving my brother's car down the street in front ofhishouse, and I hit a neighbour's dog and killed it."The priest looks up at heaven for half a minute, then says, "You areforgiven, go and drink holy water."The second nun goes out and by this time, the fourth nun is laughingquiteaudibly.Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, " Forgive me, Father,forI have sinned."The priest asks, "Out with it, what did you do?"She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down Main Street."The priest looks up at heaven for full five minute before responding,"Godforgives you, go and drink holy water."She leaves. The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard thattearsran down her cheeks.The priest asks her, "Ok, what did you do that was so darn funny?"The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water ... ..."=====At the YMCA one day, a really fat man called Auschef got out of theshowerand Thorn saw him.Thorn said, "I don't mean to be rude, but you are FAT!"Auschef said, "Yeah, I know I'm really big."Thorn asked, "Man, how long's it been since you've seen your dick?"Auschef says, "LONG time, Man."Thorn asks, "Well, why don't you diet?"Auschef asks, "WHY? What color is it now?"</blockquote>

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