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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064627779" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Street Insurance</p><p></p><p>She Had Plenty Of Insurance. Unfortunately, Her Pimp Died.</p><p></p><p>Today almost every hooker understands how important it is to </p><p>have life insurance. The streets can get pretty rough. </p><p></p><p>But, what if her pimp is offed? </p><p></p><p>Who's going to find new Johns? </p><p>Who's going to supply the crack? </p><p></p><p>Clearly his loss would create financial hardships for her and </p><p>the two mulatto kids he left behind.</p><p></p><p>With Metropolitan Street Life's new Whore plus plan, a </p><p>prostitute can get permanent insurance protection that provides </p><p>door-to-door limo service, up to three fixes daily, and a big </p><p>ugly motherfucker with a gun - just as if your main man was </p><p>still around.</p><p></p><p>All we ask in return for a safe future is 50% of the action. </p><p>That's probably a better deal than HE gave you, and WE won't </p><p>beat you upside the head!</p><p></p><p>METROPOLITAN STREET LIFE </p><p>Professionals Helping Professionals.</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Three guys went to a night club one night. The first guy went in </p><p>and a dancer put a doughnut on his dick and ate it off. He went </p><p>back outside really happy. The next guy went in and sure enough </p><p>the dancer put a doughnut on his dick and ate it off and he went </p><p>outside really happy. The third guy went in and came out really </p><p>sad. The other two guys asked him what happened and he replied, </p><p>"They put a cheerio on mine!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064627779, member: 14320"] Street Insurance She Had Plenty Of Insurance. Unfortunately, Her Pimp Died. Today almost every hooker understands how important it is to have life insurance. The streets can get pretty rough. But, what if her pimp is offed? Who's going to find new Johns? Who's going to supply the crack? Clearly his loss would create financial hardships for her and the two mulatto kids he left behind. With Metropolitan Street Life's new Whore plus plan, a prostitute can get permanent insurance protection that provides door-to-door limo service, up to three fixes daily, and a big ugly motherfucker with a gun - just as if your main man was still around. All we ask in return for a safe future is 50% of the action. That's probably a better deal than HE gave you, and WE won't beat you upside the head! METROPOLITAN STREET LIFE Professionals Helping Professionals. ===== Three guys went to a night club one night. The first guy went in and a dancer put a doughnut on his dick and ate it off. He went back outside really happy. The next guy went in and sure enough the dancer put a doughnut on his dick and ate it off and he went outside really happy. The third guy went in and came out really sad. The other two guys asked him what happened and he replied, "They put a cheerio on mine!" [/QUOTE]
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