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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064628103" data-attributes="member: 14320">MEN..... What's the difference between a man and a condom? Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive. What do UFOs and caring men have in common? You keep hearing about them but you never see any for yourself...... Why is sex like a game of cards? Because if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. What's the difference between a man and a bottle of whisky? Whisky improves with age. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it is unused. What do you call a man who has suddenly lost 98 percent of his brain? Divorced. What are the three types of men? The handsome, the caring and the majority. What's a man's ultimate embarrassment? Walking into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. The Xbuffoon made me promise that I wouldn't say that that actually happened to him, so I won't tell you. What is a man? A life-support machine for a penis. What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding? You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is. I wanna be first to kiss the bride, no me, no me........ What should you do if your boyfriend starts smoking? Slow down. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. =====There was a young German named Ringer Who was screwing an opera singer. Said he with a grin, "Well, I've sure got it in!" Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger?"</blockquote>

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